TFW: you suppose you should laugh but all you want to do is sob.

We LOVE people.

Good god. Somebody wrote a musical just for me.

As emotionally rolling it was beating myself up for getting pregnant in the first place, the decision to abort remains the single most responsible and well made decision I have ever made. If I hadn’t done it I’d be forever tied to an abusive felon who would’ve ruined my life and that of the baby we would’ve had. And…

I’m trying to think of this stuff as an extinction behavior. When you are trying to train your dog not to steal stuff off the kitchen counter, and you follow your trainer’s instructions and reprimand and redirect the dog every time he/she tries it, there comes a point in the training where your dog gets desperate. …

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

He is cute and a good person. And plays rugby or used to play.

Oh, I definitely would not have sex with a life coach.

For the purpose of this, he IS Trump, except for the body, so he’s as disgusting and selfish and vile and ugh.

Easy: nope.

No, Trump’s appearance is not the worst thing about Trump. His disgusting reasoning would be an issue no matter how good he looked.

I just am really curious as to what Trump’s loudest continuing supporters have been promised in the alternate reality where he wins the election. My guess is Christie is hoping for Attorney General and Giuliani Secretary of State.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

I like your logic, I’M GONNA GO POKE A BADGER WITH A SPOON!

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Jesus died for our sins, so if we don’t sin, he died for nothing.

“I’m not a witch, I’m you.”

<gag> slimy greeeens!!!

Not to take away from the amazing Samantha Bee but that link at the end of your story about Ana Navarro, is amazing. I’m so in love with her right now and it’s not easy because she’s a Republican and a huge supporter of the Bush Crime Family but man, that tape of her screaming at that dum-dum Scottie Neil Hughes and…