The New York Daily News reports that Iscenko has been suspended, but not arrested...

The perfect crime!

Miley Cyrus is “hooked on pills”! Though she claims she’s lost weight recently due to a vegan diet, sources say it’s really because of her dependence on “her new friend: downers.” She’s “hooked on the prescription antianxiety med Xanax... and has been taking it every day for a year now.”

This is a thing we share.

I ... uh ... Nope.

They didn’t say anything. That’s a fake tweet Bobby made for this post.

Enjoy forever:

It’s there in front (just cut off at the bottom of your cropped shot), flying from the ground pole below. Not exactly in the spotlight by comparison.

I know! Border collies really know how to transport large quantities of horse in style!

...“using puppies to transport large quantities of horse”...

I hope Ben gets custody of those sad sandals she wears everywhere...

Seriously. I need to make that my life mantra.

I could eat pupusas with curtido for days!

“suede pants (in June!)...”

No way! That’s straight up Davide Bowie circa Serious Moonlight tour:

Nice litmus test for people in general.

Yeah, you can’t go. Sorry.

Can someone watch a gif forever? Let’s find out!

I totally understand. There’s right, and then there’s sounding right.