That was my takeaway from this post as well.

My username makes up three of the things that will get me through the day (and life in general). For Thanksgiving, I'll add booze, carb loading and going to the bathroom for a good cry to the mix.

But our coattails are pretty big (and so glossy!), so I really can't blame them.

I still rankle at the "Women can do whatever they want without having anyone criticize them!" theory of feminism.

The Spice must flow.

EXACTLY! Perfect deal breaker.

Abusive towards animals, humans, whatever.

HOW THE... WHAT THE... FUCKING HELL! Seriously?!

I totally understand giving Disney the side-eye. Always a good precaution. I'm just trying to keep hope alive. For now. (I keep hoping it's a misdirect on Rapunzel. She needs to die. I can't imagine how it's going to work without her death.)

But Sondheim said that "Any Moment" is in:

Right on with all of that. Of course, I say amen to any sentence that follows this structure: "I don't like the way Zach Braff is [verbing] that [anything]."

... (isn't that just creepy to begin with? To be fair, though, I did once try to rent a room where all applicants had to go through a "practice shower" to show they could do it in under five minutes) and then installed hidden cameras in the bedrooms and a two-way mirror in the bathroom. ...

She can do no wrong!

Please! I need Meatballs and The Life Aquatic now.

Love a flat, but:

Bill Murray Girl is everything. I'm the brand new president of her brand new fan club.

YOU CANNOT LEGISLATE BASED ON WHAT YOU FEAR MIGHT HAPPEN, YOU NEED TO BASE POLICY ON ACTUAL FACTS

Me, too! Mazel tov, you guys.

Bitch he's Mike Tyson #unapologetic #convictedrapist #imsocool

I was ready to be like, "Why are we saying Willow Y, when we know Willow No?" Then I listened to that track and shut my mouth and swayed in a trance and didn't even think of her Twitter feed once. Damn. So much Y.