There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…
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For some of us, goth never went away. We just got older.
If Starbucks dropped the dime (doubt it), that's totally cool. I'm sure he agreed to that when he signed up to use the wifi. We sign no such agreements with police agencies.
My relatives never really got me gifts, I saw most of them that one day each year, they all asked the same redundant questions and none of them actually gave a flying shit about how I answered those questions. I relate to her because it's a bunch of fluff that neither of us care about. I'm now 28, single, no kids,…
If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.
That's got to be one of the most 90's movies ever made.
In other situations, sure. But this kid is an idiot. Also, I am fat. I am allowed to fat shame other fatties.
Were they Dee's Nuts brand?
I can't handle the emotional rollercoaster that is "WHENS IT GON BE?!?!?"
The person who sits in the cubicle directly across from me watches this show like it's her job. As she is the only person I have ever met who actually watches, I'd say it's geared to the morbidly obese, middle-aged, mentally unstable demographic.
All I see when I try to read your articles is your boyfriend's face as he watches the movie you tricked him into seeing. :(
I'm tempted to take my fiancé to see this, especially after his 2 Girls 1 Cup breakdown. Good going Mark. Hilarious.
Time to start knitting sweaters for cats. And yelling at young people.
Alas, no. What it means is that when you reject a guy, instead of being called a "stuck-up bitch", you'll now be called a "fat slut". Happy days!