I can't be the only one who thought, "That's Scott. He's a dick."

Whoa whoa whoa.... Are you telling me that when I tell someone to go eat a bag of dicks, I can give them an address where to go do it? I've been given the greatest of gifts today.

FYI here's how the rest of the United states looks to Massachusetts people (aka, the best people)

Fellow cat people, time to celebrate!

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow resurgence is giving me the best, most wonderful case of Grinch Heart Syndrome:

These are the PUAH and WizardChan losers.

Lesson: Always leave a note

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…