Don’t forget to leave a generous 20% tip on that Cocktail!

I always feel strange drinking in chain restaurants. It seems like the wait staff is much more concerned about over-serving and is awkward about the booze. Admittedly, I don’t eat in chain restaurants that often so maybe my experience is dead wrong.

Head line in the Papers down here (who knew papers still existed) is “Burner Phone”.  

It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered. 

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:

If you’re able, watch the game in surround sound. You can turn off the center channel and the announcers disappear. Fantastic for any Buck/Aikman games. 

I watched most of the game but missed that celebration. I say, if you earn it on the field, then go for it. Also, this is what clinched it for me:

Yeah, somebody else pointed out that the accoutrements had to be lying around already. Which is pretty damning right there.

You know that kid totally wanted to be Black Panther this year, and Dad was like “Naa, We’re gonna go a different direction with this..” 

Translation: “People usually don’t react when I act like a Nazi on the internet. I forgot how reality works.”

It sounds like going to a rival NFL home game is akin to being a woman going out to a bar alone.

If the Jags fan were wearing a Bortles jersey, he still would’ve thrown a punch but it would’ve been intercepted and returned for six points.

Wow, talk about choosing a narrative! I have only seen the video you posted here, and from this video it looks like Malcolm Jenkins was more than happy to walk over and “get in the face” of Eric Reid as well. But the way you wrote your article makes it sound one-sided. Also, maybe he tackled Carson Wentz because he…

That would be Tricky.

No kidding, my grandfather was very typically black (we’re Caribbean descent not African) my grandmother was a very light skin color. Their seven kids are the whole color spectrum, from dark to light, you could guess that they are siblings in groups of two, but as a whole group you would have no idea. My mother is one…

Best sex of our incredibly sex driven lives. Sadly, my former partner had ulterior motives. Blame Assignment. I felt I’d escaped before the sex. Once my former partner felt the necessary information was discovered to assign all wrong to Me- Absolute Beat Down Misery.

You hit the nail on the head. Well, at least in my limited experience. Back in 2012, I was the lead associate producer on a documentary and one of the main responsibilities I had was to oversee/manage all of the release forms. It was a fucking panic-inducing NIGHTMARE! Mainly, because I was constantly afraid that the…

Completely unrelated, but Kim Jong-un’s given name is Jong-un. Kim is the family name, which stands first in East Asian cultures. Shortening his name to “Kim Jong” is like turning Walter White into “Ter White”, meaning it’s no longer recognizable as a Korean name if you rip the given name apart.