Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm joking. Do you not know how the Internet works? Yes, I'm disappointed she didn't get nominated—I think she's amazing. The way she believably interacts with herself is astonishing, as far as I'm concerned. It's easy to forget it's one actress duplicated through effects. I'm not an accent…

GO TO HELL YOU MISERABLE BASTARD.

No nomination for Tatiana Maslany?!? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?

This is why we can't have nice things.

I love this sentence: "Truck nuts are usually hung for humour or amusement." And other times, what?

The demo version of Nilsson's cover of this song is amazing.

I would so buy a ticket for that.

In an interview a few years ago, the producer mused about making Part 3 a musical and compared the concept to "Les Miserables."

It was pretty obvious that the movie was going to be sanitized when they cast an 11-year-old in the part of Red Riding Hood.

I don't care how pretty they are—they're liars!

Yes, that's the shorter answer. Sorry for being long winded.

Oh, God, publishing is a mess. Getting published by a legit publisher is more a long shot than ever, and getting promotional money out of any of them is difficult to impossible. Do NOT get suckered in by the vanity presses that masquerade as "self-publishing solutions" or the like—they will take your money and give…

Upvoting.

I'm just like Lindsay if Lindsay were a fat, bearded 51-year-old gay guy without a substance abuse problem.

I know who killed me!

As someone who's been involved in many different facets of publishing over the last three decades, I respectfully ask someone to kill me now. Thank you in advance.

That was a solid A for me. I thought the way it zigzagged from broad comedy to high tension was incredible. In fact: This may be my favorite episode so far.

While he doesn't use any pronouns in this song, he does say "I almost touched your blouse." Seems like an odd word to use if he meant the song to be ambiguous.

Isn't Juliette Lewis in Fox's "Wayward Pines" as well? Has the whole thing been shot already and been on a shelf for a while or something? Terence Howard is in that, as well as having the lead on another Fox show. It just seems weird, logistically speaking. (Though I know it starts midseason.)

This is the first of Esposito's columns that I've read, and now I'm going to go back and read all of them. Excellent.