Whoever gives you your news is an idiot.

Echo, echo:

Portland, bro. Try to keep up.

Most of the higher density housing built recently in the suburbs I grew up in have unfortunately been “luxury apartments” going for twice what I can afford (and I make like 60k a year). No idea what the occupancy ratio is

“Ford Pampers - We haul your shit!”

I want this. It’s not even worth the plane ticket I’d have to pay to go get it or gas money to drive it home (if that’s even possible). But i want it. 

No. His father's wallet did.

It killed me how he recounted the “hard” memory question without the slightest hint of irony.

Chemtrails, 25 year old secret immunity deals, self driving tech, government raids, China’s soft-power neocolonial bankrupting of Africa.

They run a lot better than diesel engines do on gasoline. My 1990 350SDL got a new engine at 177,000 miles courtesy of a convenience store’s liability insurance because the fuel tanker driver filled the underground diesel tank with gasoline. It was a full engine including a new injector pump, drop shipped from…

Oh, wait, you mean actually arrested! At this point I automatically read “nabbed by Feds” as “hurled into a van off the street.”

Are they actually legal, or are they “off-road only, but the cops don’t quite care enough/notice to cite you for it” legal?

What does HE think crime is if its not that?

What they’re actually used for is revenue enforcement of registration fees, and for hassling minorities. Unless the person who stole your car is just joyriding, they’re not going to get caught by a scanner.

Defund License Plate Scanners.

Liberals need a positive, exciting reason to show up to the polls and unify the party.

Can’t have a second wave if the first one never ends.

*Snerk* any random block of Chicagoans will take them down in ten minutes.

I am suing you for emotional damages from the photo at the bottom of this post.

“Oh, so it’s ok for us to spend our paychecks on rent and heat but it’s NOT ok for us to spend our paychecks on a jetski???”