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Where’s the picture?

The drag coefficient and interior of those cars are absolute fucking garbage, but I have always loved chrome-bumper C3’s.

We should strive for more than “not Trump.” Even if Biden is the presumptive nominee, he is clearly lacking in some areas and we should all hope he improves or surrounds himself with trusted, capable people to compensate. He doesn’t get a pass just because of the “D” next to his name.

If it’s a civil suit, it doesn’t have to wait until he’s out of office. Just ask Bill Clinton.

Once the virus is under control, sure - do all the public works projects you want, especially if the economy is slow to recover on its own. Until then, funnel that money directly to the people and have them stay the fuck home.

This. It’s all about those precious midwestern voters, not the “coastal” areas being hit by the virus.

Somewhere Hamilton Nolan is frothing at the mouth.

Incognito mode (or whatever your browser’s equivalent is) usually let’s me skate around paywalls.

That shifter and boot combo is an abomination!

I recently started a new medication and now I frequently have night sweats. Like, “I wake up to pee and come back to a giant, cold puddle in my bed” night sweats.

I recently started a new medication and now I frequently have night sweats. Like, “I wake up to pee and come back to…

SUV’s and crossovers are minivans for people who can’t admit they want minivans, despite the superior rear doors.

“to say nothing of the melted down barbie dolls they used to build the dashboard”

How do so many Republicans trust the CDC *and* Trump?!

Here in New York (the rest of the state, not the city), a shocking number of workplaces count as “essential.”

I would have tried harder, but she dropped out two months before my state’s primary.

Who is Toni and what happened to Superfast Matt?

I don’t want to give you the wrong idea, but... you might want to look into a new boyfriend.

But if Trump has to relinquish the presidency on account of there not being an election, wouldn’t members of the House also have to do so?

All this talk about converting idled auto manufacturing facilities for ventilators? Just a PR move from executives. If any of the Big Three higher-ups actually think they’ll be able to produce useful ventilators in meaningful numbers before the pandemic peaks and traditional medical manufacturers can catch up with…