True, but now she has a second staff to throw staplers at.
I bought a bidet attachment a few months back, and it was going to take a LOT of work to make it fit with my toilet and its seat. For $17 each... fuck it, I’ll give these a shot.
I bought a bidet attachment a few months back, and it was going to take a LOT of work to make it fit with my toilet…
Damnit, Klobuchar, what are you even DOING there?!
And also, it was the investigation. Typically, that whole “right to face your accuser” thing doesn’t kick in until the trial WHICH HASN’T HAPPENED YET.
HABIRFDAY! Mine was yesterday (two days ago? The 17th), so I’m treating this as a belated present. My representative- Brindisi, who replaced the awful, AWFUL Claudia Tenney last year - even voted in favor of it!
I remember after the 2018 election, my coworkers were complaining about all the endless and needless investigations the Democrats were preparing to launch against Trump. I had to remind them that in 2016, Jason Chaffetz’s entire campaign was having four years worth of investigations ready to go against Hillary Clinton.
But the proper 6 speed was still a couple years away, wasn’t it? I thought they stuck with the 4+3 until ‘92.
One of my coworkers tried playing the “oh, it was originally a pagan symbol so...” card, but I cut him off with “Asbestos wasn’t originally meant to tear up people’s lungs. That doesn’t change the fact that it very much DID.”
The governor of West Virginia did the same thing after Trump got elected. With friends like these, amirite?
No need to drag the cursed prince into this https://giphy.com/gifs/hayao-miyazaki-howls-moving-castle-turnip-head-jlCf63eAHOT6g
OH! Why didn’t I think of that?
I like driving, but when my commute is more than half an hour? I would love to be driven instead of I could afford it. When I was in college, I spent two hours on the road every day. That was two hours I couldn’t spend doing homework, studying, or sleeping.
Here in upstate ny, pizza folded in half is called a calzone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Garbage models like the Patriot never make a profit”
I like Donald as Jabba, but Melania really ought to be Salacious Crumb.
I used to call myself the oldest young person ever, but holy shit Pete stole that crown.
It infuriates me when they refer to themselves as “the silent majority” because they are neither.
Why do we need the lights off? Just make them hot with key on, or hot when running, or get a little fancy and tie them to the park/neutral switch so that they’re “hot when able to move under own power.”