Their dads must be tailors

Seriously. My son and I just watched an episode of Arthur about this.

To be fair: there has been a LOT of turnover on Gawk- I mean Fusi- I mean Splinter since then.

The easiest way to become the smartest person in the room is to be so smug that everyone else leaves.

Where do you think the mob got that idea from?

Add I’m people bitching about removing/recontextualizing Confederate monuments. If they aren’t the same circle, they are certainly concentric.

Feel.

When you come to a fork in the road, keep insisting that it’s a spoon until everyone changes the subject.

DARK gods? Surely, you jest.

“But ‘socialist’ is right there in the name!”

Does regen HAVE to charge the batteries?

Fake news

[T]he president ... spoke for so long the TV feed eventually cut away, promising to return if news was ever made.

It’s racist because it didn’t specify that Beto is white. Or something.

Good point. I think I’ll make my own clone of this on my lunch break.

That is an impressive misinterpretation of Tippi’s post. Bravo.

I work at a company that makes cups for ice cream, soup, and stuff. We make plenty of money.

He had me going right up until that last sentence.

Reads headline: Richard Stallman?

I think you mean Porky’s