The point is that it isn’t poorly edited or translated or re-edited. This is how the next president talks.

I don’t want to see people getting paid to have fun. It’s a job. Be miserable and earn your money like everyone else.

But I thought emails

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

*Only the best shoe leather.

I laughed, I cried, I renounced my citizenship.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

But that’s the world we live in. With zero accountability. A lot of those people should be fired. They should be fired. They should be. But there’s no accountability. People with a microphone, they can just say what they want to say. It don’t matter how they attack people’s character. They don’t say that.

If Utah had won, they planned on celebrating by passing around a large Starbucks coffee and letting each player have one tiny sip, Prophet be praised.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Didn’t Alex Jones say sliced cheese was an ISIS code phrase?

Eh, it’s not like everybody came into the NBA a polished jump-shooter or complete player before the rise of (or outside of) AAU ball. Even in the modern day, Otto Porter is an example of a player who didn’t play AAU ball, played two years of high-level college basketball, and still needed to overhaul his jumper in…

4 steps is traveling now? Back in the 80s and 90s I saw guys take 10 steps get a kidney ripped out and still score a 4 point basket. Players are soft these days.

Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

the Plumlees are the Kardashians of basketball.....everyone fucking hates them and yet they’re fucking ubiquitous

This is just the worst opinion

“I voted for X and now X is screwing me over” is going to be a very popular refrain the next four years.

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”