Jesus, who knew Harden’s ceiling would be “Steve Nash with a better beard” or “Jason Kidd with an outside shot?”

Actively trolling the 75% of Americans who didn’t vote for you is not the best way to start your administration.

This! Thank you!

Like it or not, people like Tomi are a considerable part of American society.

Giving up on challenging them and trying to change their minds is only going to ensure that they never do.

I see this, and all I can think is “Imagine if in-his-prime KG played point guard.”

See also: Billups, Chauncey.

I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.

Once he got dropped, the game plan went out the window. All praise due to Conor—he was like a sniper with that counter left. After a couple of those, Eddie got gun-shy real quick.

Assholes: “harumph harumph harumph these new rules are pussifying football harumph”

Earl Thomas: Nah.

This. Maybe I’m just ancient, but at this stage of my life, I’d rather go to NBA.com or MLB.com and watch the 90-second highlight reels of each of my favorite games than sit through 20 minutes of fluff on Sportscenter for 15 seconds of game footage (if that much).

USADA: “Here’s a year’s suspension for being dumb.”

Feels like we’re still getting the shockwaves from the Reebok deal. I can’t blame GSP for saying, “I want to fight, and you’re going to pay me WHAT? Oh, well...I can make that up with money from my...wait, what? Alright, fuck you guys then.”

You can only be so shameless about cutting the actual fighters out of the…

“Nice fanbase you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.”

Ah, Ricketts. The guy who poured millions into coming up with a “plan” to beat President Obama in 2012.

The plan? Talk more about Jeremiah Wright.

Let’s just say that if Ricketts is involved, that’s a good thing for America.

Just another reason to be happy I’m a White Sox fan.
(OK, maybe the only reason to be happy I’m…

(Brushes away tear.)

What’s the over/under on how long it takes Mourinho to pick a stupid fight with Pogba because he doesn’t stand exactly where Mourinho wants him to stand?

Six weeks? I give it six weeks.

(Actually, I take it back. Mourinho only picks on players who can’t fight back. 90 million pounds gives you a little room to chirp.)

That really is one of the most amazing/utterly fucking horrible things about Snyder: a complete lack of shame over how thoroughly and transparently he gouges people.

I’ve been training with MMA fighters for nearly a decade, and I’ve never been around a bunch of athletes who are such polar opposites politically.

The guys at my gym are either “BLACK HELICOPTERS/OBAMA IS COMING FOR OUR GUNS, WHICH WE’LL NEED TO FIGHT THE GUBMINT SOMEDAY/WAKE UP SHEEPLE” or “legalize weed…

Max was practically feral, and I mean that as a compliment of the highest order.

Joe Gibbs was Buddy’s bete noire. Buddy had the shit luck to be stuck in a five-team division with three of the greatest coaches ever.

This, this—a thousand times this.

Buddy Ryan was the epitome of every rich-kid villain from every kid sports movie ever: shows up with swagger, wins the first round, talks an ungodly, thoroughly unwise amount of shit, always—ALWAYS—loses in the end.