I don't even speak Spanish and final was easy since I recognized 'era' repeating itself and thought "oh, it must be talking about the best and worst of times"

As someone who volunteers to run a convention we've long had an ethos that as long as we don't end up in front of a camera having to apologize for a shitshow we must be doing something right.

How do they not make you feel bloated? With how much oil they use it ends up being the only one that causes my stomach issues. Oddly, even Jersey Mike's which pours half a bottle of vinegar over their subs isn't even as bad

I got a gift card to Jimmy John's as a gift and it was really hard not to throw it away as soon as the person left. They are the only sub shop I won't eat at even when its free

He's also leaked internal documents related to security of basic infrastructure buildings- power plants, ship yards and the like. The kind of documents that do nothing for the public yet are great blue prints to terrorists who want to damage those facilities

Hey, Krista is from my neighboring town, for some reason there don't seem to be a lot of Minnesotan's on Jeopardy. Alas Krista did not acquit herself well, that was kind of embarrassing being associated with her even by proxy

In my CPR/First-aid training course we had to watch videos of people having heart attacks, and there's nothing like seeing a 12-year old girl fall over while walking in school or a high school basketball player pass out to remind you that heart attacks and strokes can truly come at any time

How did the contestants miss the Emily Dickinson clue in Bye Words? A female poet writing something super emo, it's got to be Emily Dickinson

Portmanteau Words: A game combining 2 leisure pursuits, "frolf" is made up of this word & gold

Liz absolutely got screwed on the Gimmie Shelter clue. I'm not seeing any definition that a lodge has to be wooden nor am I seeing any distinction that a Wigwam can't be; moreover Wigwam appears to be a generic term for a Native American structure so its at worst a little broad while still meeting the form of the…

awards = Prestige. Prestige = Integrity. Integrity = Fan Devotion. Fan Devotion = clicks.

Best Jeopardy recap 3 years running

So the very sections you've been cutting back on and gutting their content are the ones winning you awards. Might want to rethink some of those business decisions of the last few months…

Normally I'm fine with escalators until I was at Tokyo Big Sight where they have some that go straight from floor 1 to floor 4. There's something about being on an escalator for what seems forever and seeing how high you are still going that is kinda gut retching

I bought a hard pack DLC once, for Valkriya Chronicles, and if you've ever played the VC Hard mode you'll know why I never want to go near these again

Not Hooch!

I mean the article calls him a "heroic martyr" when he's about as far from either of those things as possible

He also never does anything "heroic" in the series. Contrary to Rowlings belief that you can retroactively declare someone a 'good guy' and make it so, authorial fiat doesn't extend that far. He is responsible for every single death during the Battle of Hogwarts because instead of allowing himself to be arrested when…

Trump ignored the fact that Jackson, a slave owner, would likely have
been more preoccupied with butchering Native Americans than dealing with
the South, like a true frontiersman.