You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

I don’t want to hear anyone complaining about the original show looking bad ever again if you are willing to put up with this garbage.

Death by snu snu!

I’ve been saying it all along, but would you people listen?

“Just kill me”

Here’s a nice story about Amy Schumer, an emergency bathroom stop and a $2,000 good deed.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Anthony Bourdain deserves better than this.

Or Weevil

And yet he’s probably still like “Once you’re done mixing paint in my butthole, I’ve got word of another settlement that needs your help.”

I am so happy right now. So happy.

I just pinged them demanding an in-game shot of Plunder Fist, and will not rest until these fists are all plundered.

They were too Poe to afford any more features.