“I have a big dick.” Well yeah but only when you’ve used Pym particles to convert into Giant Man.

Anyone can have an article on Kinja.

YES! I am not the only one!

Aspen Conroy.

SUCH HATE!

A: Don’t like his dialogue?
B: No, they don’t like his dialogue.
A: Why not?
B: Why not what?
A: Why don’t they like his dialogue?
B: They think it’s too chopped up.
A: Too chopped up?
B: And too repetitive.
A: Too repetitive? Really?
B: Yeah. He says he’s basing it on Mamet-
A: Mamet?
B: Mamet.
A: Who’s Mamet?
B: He’s a writer.
A:…

Bendis? Personal hell? You don’t like him? Bendis? Bendis’ dialogue? Some people don’t. Don’t what? Don’t like his dialogue.

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

I read this as: “Famously penned by Karen Gillan? ??!!”

Yes - of course - but all skippytheduck is saying is step aside to console if possible - you are the adult, and can think of your child and others at the same time!

Also, please remember that your little darling’s emotional maturity is paramount to you but not to the rest of the populace. Please feel free to perform steps 1-5 somewhere other than in the doorway to the restaurant, at the control panel of the elevator or in the middle of the airport walkway.

I’m just cracking up at you calling Jon and Dany “those two boring douchebags.” And some people want them to rule Westeros together because OMGEEEE FIRE AND ICE!!! How about NO.

After 5 1/2 seasons of these writers, I’ve come to a pretty stark realisation.

The writers are actually not that good. They’ve sailed by on the plot based on the books, and there are nuggets of gold in there (haaay, Arya), but every plot deviation has resulted in some kind of gratuitous rape. It’s like the only way…

Ok, watched it. That last scene was gross. I’m mad at you Thrones.

In the books, Jamie becomes a peacemaker after losing his hand. In the show, he just switches the sword to the other hand, because writing is hard.

Hm. Okayyyy. Well I guess that’s just another example of how the writing is slowly turning to shit, then. :\