I'm thinking more of a "James Stark Night Rises" call.

Someone on this site said it best awhile back: "Bob Seger called. He wants his career back."

Pictured: Greg Oden with Christina Hendricks

Junior Seau really IS ageless.

Chad McGhee of Knox City Greyhounds fame. The reception video would be glorious to say the least.

You mad bro?

The failures of most West Virginians, however, is due to the Glass Ceiling.

Worst athlete mistreatment of a Coach since Latrell Spreewell.

Comment Brain Failed.

A couple years back my family and I were going through my grandmother's house after she passed away and I found an antique slot machine from the 1920's that my dad and his brothers had apparently brought home when they were younger. She was adamantly opposed to gambling of any sorts and had told the boys back then…

Absolutely hanus defensive holding call on Maryland on 3rd and 17. UM is getting this one handed to them.

Flo has ceased to be in my fantasies ever since the T-Mobile girl came on the scene.

Keith Stone. I want him nowhere near my summer barbeque.

Remember that some people simply refer to the film as "Wild Thing."

Heart of Darkness

So apparently Jim Thome has been claimed off waivers per MLB.com ([mlb.mlb.com] It's definitely the Sox that claimed him, right? If not, then the Indians? As a Cleveland native, I have to say that I would be incredibly excited for him to retire as an Indian. Once again Adam Dunn is ruining things...

Those eyes are more glazed than a Peter North victim.

I call bullshit.

Oh and he Plaxi.