I appreciate it. I'm not going to lie, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I was informed. So I just gathered my belongings and went to the nearest bar to think. I left with a sense of relief and three new female friends. I suppose I can't complain.

Browns/Bills 2007 at Cleveland Stadium. My ex-girlfriend is the classy girl from this video.

I did my time at PwC back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean last week I was fired.

PwC? As in the accounting firm? If she takes a full time offer you'll have plenty of time next winter to drink yourself into a stupor before she gets home from work and starts bitching about how much she hates work. You will need all the booze you can hoard.

Hailing from Ohio, this is just terrific news. I have made the god-awful drive from Columbus to Pittsburgh more times than I can remember since the day I received my first mail-order fake ID from India.

If Dave McKenna has anything to do with it we are in it for the long haul.

It gets even worse when it comes time to pay and said douchenozzle sits there examining the receipt so he knows EXACTLY how much he owes for his drink.

Oh and he Valtrexi

James is a humble regular American, like everyone.

"The economy is rebounding!"

Congo’s Legacy: Not A Bite

I feel you man. I thought I had a good one in the Canadian headlines post as well. There were a ton of great comments today that had me rolling, and at the end of the day, that's all I care about personally.

You, sir, are a Gluten for punishment.

April 2011: Jason Richardson wins father title, knocks up Nash's wife.

I was going to say the same thing about every NFL post-game show but that works.

Raise Another Banner

can we send the Miami championship merchandise to Cleveland instead?

It only took 48 years to figure out that Jason Terry was the second shooter.

Tractor Trailer's Inhaler?

The "no trace" perfect shit that requires no wiping is up there on my list...