Nothing out of the ordinary. Luke Scott road beef hears this all the time...

...now I'm crying in bed.

@norbizness: Simply put, I'm in a State of Shock.

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: Just heard on the local radio station that "U2 is making their return to the Midwest this winter." Is that a promise or a threat?

So this is my first night in Kansas City on a work trip. So far my impression is that it is a suburban hell. Any suggestions on how to kill time/find Whitlock?

If that were any more boring it would be the lead story on ESPNW...

At least he didn't end up on a shitlist by putting his braces up for sale on Facebook Marketplace. He made that list just by being an OSU grad...

Since when is $150 a "cheap face value ticket" for a college student?

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: When a man needs a hug, a man needs a hug...

@Bellwether Johnson: Natty Light

"Whore of Akron?"

"Antonio Daniels, at 35, is one of five former first-round draft picks playing for the Nancy Lieberman-coached Texas Legends..."

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: So you're saying if he ends up going at it with a small, mouthy Irishman he'll be fined his WHOLE contract?

@The CFL Allstars: I was unaware there was anything other than Grizzly Wintergreen out there. The Welfare Bear!!!

This is what happened on the last episode of "Ho's vs. Joes"

"Oh Reginald....I disagree!!" @ElinNordegren

That was just Bernie trying to get to the bar after the game.

One more incident and we'll have the "Grand Slam!"*

@JulichsRightHooks: First opportunity? LeBron signed a contract extension at the end of the '06-'07 season. Get on point Hooks!

"He's not a distributor he's a scorer..."