Team Tagalongs for life. Sorry, not sorry. Mint tastes like tooth paste, whereas Tagalongs taste like happiness.

Yogurt chunks are healthy-sounding white chocolates, right?

For a short time I worked as a writer for the world wide leader and I was one of thousands who wrote for the website. I met Scott only twice by chance more than anything as I wasn't ever based in Bristol, or even a blip on the radar in the scheme of things, but at one of those events Scott turned to someone and said…

Sorry but the silicone spatula (I'm not using the dumb name) is actually quite useful. You're entirely wrong for ranting against this.

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

YOU LEAVE DEACON OUT OF THIS! HE IS A WOUNDED SOUL WHO JUST NEEDS THE LOVE OF A GOOD WOMAN! LIKE ME, DAMMIT! DEACON, LET ME LOVE YOU!

Ironic cowboy boots go over the jeans. Authentic cowboy boots go under the jeans.

I go back and forth on them as a couple. They got together via cheating. (Bad.) But they're country stars, so cheating seems like something they're obligated to do. (Confused.) And they seem really happy together. (Good.) But their break-up albums would be awesome. (Good for me, not so good for them.) Well, Miranda's…

I will attest to this. I got a free 1-year subscription upon finishing my MBA in 2011. Didn't think much of it, until the first issue was delivered and I started flipping through it. 3 years later, and I'm hooked (even though it's no longer free) - still read it cover to cover, every week.

She was treated as newsworthy because she's a relatively young woman who bravely came forward and presented her very personal story in an emotional and articulate matter. It's not as though there are hundreds of people committing medically assisted suicide clamoring to tell their stories, only to be ignored by the…

Who would've thought the person who was given a reality show for being stupid and gross turned out to be stupid, gross?

Does she? Really?

So the little respect I had for Jezebel is pretty much gone. No wonder a bunch of the writers left at the same time.

Would whoever mused "I wonder what's up with Sydney Leathers" please promise to never do that again?

I must collapse on the nearest available fainting couch. Anthony Weiner lied about how many House of Cards episodes he watched?! I'm not sure I can handle a revelation of this magnitude.

This reads like a Facebook callout post.

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

Oh Jezebel/GM - just NO.

I'm confused by the people who focus on the reviewer's online pseud. Listen, I hate to say this, but my name isn't actually "Ashinae." There are a lot of us who have been here since virtually no one used their real names online. I know the times they are a'changing, but some people still like o keep their online…

An online reviewer using a pseudonym? I can't imagine why anyone would ever do that. Nope. Not one reason why someone would do that.