"all of us, together, championing the goods, makers and legends that instill meaning inside the moments of our lives."

I loved Barbie and somehow I managed to grow up to be a feminist, not have an eating disorder, and be enthused about math AND science. I wonder how that could have possibly happened? Could I perhaps have gleaned some positivity from a doll that can be anything and isn't just pretty, but was president, and astronaut,…

Summer Jobs also teach you that there are people who do these shitty jobs full time, year round, so you better hit the books if you want do something else with your life.

There's just no fucking pleasing you, is there?

"Ballooned to 150 people"... you say that like it's a very large number!

Wow, this struck me as particularly mean-spirited. Even if you think this girl is silly as Hell, she just admitted to the world that she has an eating disorder, something that I imagine was very painful. Take it from a 19 year old recovering bulimic - recovery is enough of a bitch without snide commentary from…

You forgot the worst one: The Dry Wedding.

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."

We're competitive, we're just not very good.

I had my first scare with this on Saturday. My 2 year old fell asleep in the car; we unload the older two and the groceries, and go in the house. I start doing stuff like unloading the shopping and my dad asks where's the baby. My dad, my husband, and I thought the other had taken her out of the car. Nope, she was…

There's this one grocery store in my hometown where ppl apparently either love or hate pets, it seems. I swear there were like eight times in about five yrs—and that's just what I saw—where civilians or a cop car would be blocking someone's way out and trying to get into their car for a dog. Coincidentally (or not?),…

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

This website will boldly defy purpose.

I think it means having a LOT of etsy circles.

What's a curated life? Is that like a regular life but with more money and less self-awareness?

"Without a genre" is a really nice spin on "meaningless".

Same. I don't exactly have any respect for myself for clicking, but, well, can't say I was "disappointed". Delivered what it claimed. So, yeah.

I assumed that Kim Kardashian meant that if you leave the house as a pregnant woman and dare to have any pregnancy style whatsoever that someone will pick you to pieces.

I like how Jez adds their watermark to photos that were taken by someone else and do not belong to Jez.

she didn't get the job and wound up marrying a guy 25 yrs her senior and living as a housewife in Connecticut.