Personally, I think you should have the wedding you want no matter what the size of your ass.

My 15th high school reunion went as follows: nerds, geeks, and freaks became dynamic, interesting, successful adults; jocks became sedentary (sports injuries); cool kids were dead or in recovery; and the popular kids were all still sitting in a corner table, ignoring everybody else—except they seemed really pathetic…

This confirms what I've observed. The "cool" kids went on to become raging assholes. The rather geeky kids went on to become cool adults. And the beautiful people in high school now look like shit and most of the funny looking kids all grew into attractive adults.

I will admit to only joining Facebook so that I could see what had happened to certain popular people from my high school whom I had loathed. And lo, I was not disappointed.

So these "cool kids" become Tom Buchanan from "The Great Gatsby"?

At first I was horrified by your comment. Then I thought about it, and decided that I agree with it. But I also don't want to see about 90% of the photos that are posted on Facebook.

Burn me at the stake if you will, but I still don't want to see your breastfeeding photos on Facebook.

Having not watched any of these people, it seems like there's a weird, triangular dynamic in play.

True, wolf sanctuaries are in dire need of funding.

Good lord is this article horrifying. HORRIFYING.

Are you SERIOUS? What the FUCK, Jezebel.

"nothing normal about her"

I thought we weren't supposed to pay attention to BMI, Jezebel?

Just going to echo a few of the comments here:

I am so tired of this. ALL BODIES ARE NORMAL. Yes, the 5-foot-3, 166-pound American woman is your average. Miss Indiana is by no means "average." But she's not an abnormal body with green tentacles and a third eyeball hidden in her hair either. THAT would be abnormal. It seems vaguely insulting to the other…

Mekayla Diehl's body is normal. It isn't the average American woman's body, but it is absolutely normal. Her body is not abnormal or unusual.

Liar, you know it's two bottles.

Well, I have children now…but headphones are a wonderful thing :)

...these fifty, nifty United States.

I really, really, want the Satanist sports star thing to happen. Can you imagine?