Oh man, the comments. Half the people didn't bother to read the article, another quarter don't seem to understand how statistics and sampling works, and the last quarter are people saying RTFA. I <3 this place.

This cannot be a surprise to people.

well in all fairness, it's easy to be wonderful when you can afford to own a house in any major city in the world if you so choose. now if we was selling his 'hard to pay for' only condo in the San Fernando Valley to move across the pond to be with his sweetheart then you got a good mate. Clooney buys a flat like I…

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

Seriously! If someone hacked my voicemail, all they would find is a bunch of automated calls from Walgreens saying my prescription is ready.

How is the actual hacking of somebody's voicemail not a crime? That's one of the creepiest invasions of privacy in our modern world.

Hall says the staff at the Cox Road Subway put marinara sauce on her pizza. She said she wanted pizza sauce instead.

In this situation everyone is fucking wrong. Why make up a new stupid word Subway? Why not just call it a fucking pizza because that is what it is, a thin crust pizza, not a "flatizza" and I bet that it's not even that fucking flat to begin with. Second, lady, I hate to break it to you, but marinara sauce and pizza…

"So what's so fascinating here?"

I once attended a house party hosted by a brother of a girlfriend.

Until the moment the cop walked in with the sack, she probably never knew that her entire life had been a lead-up to this brilliant paraphrasing of Jaws.

He probably got the call and was like "Yeah sure 12 foot python, more like 12 inch garter snake. Ugh." and just grabbed the bag. I bet everyone exaggerates their problem so a GIANT PYTHON IN MY BATHROOM is usually a rat snake or something.

So you're telling me my high school classmate who's always rambling on Facebook about "taking back our country" has really early dementia? It's about the same content with slightly worse grammar.

Actually there would be an article about how he should be castrated.

I'm curious: If Jay-Z had attacked Solange, would Jezebel post an article entitled, "The Top Theories About Why Jay-Z Attacked Solange", recounting all the various speculation about Jay-Z's possible alcohol use, Solange having insulted him as a father, and him standing up for Beyonce? Or would we bypass all discussion…

Bigger story: AIRPORT NAPS.

Same thing in retail. No ever cleans up after their kids.

It's not a bathroom story, but these remind me of one of my SO's worst restaurant experiences. He was a manager working at a nicer (20-30 an entree) bar/restaurant in a city known for it's older, wealthy population. At a table near the middle if the restaurant was an older man and his plastic, much younger gf, and…

RE: Story #3 ...So that host just cut their friend group by 28! Or at least I hope.
I would lose my ever-loving shit on people who did that, give up on a social life, and become a light house operator/ full-time hermit.

I didn't realize that was a thing people did.