sir Charles>jez

Eh. She may be late to the party, but better late than never.

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

I still don't get how they can ban you for counting cards. I mean, I get that they "can" but you're just using your brain. No tricks. No cheating. It's like penalizing someone for knowing the answers to Trivial Pursuit because they paid attention in History class.

I know no one cares about this, but I'll say it anyway. If casinos are banning you for life, you do not have a gambling problem. You are actually freakishly good at it.

Regarding the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kylie/Kendal Jenner fiasco, THIS so much:

Of course, it can't be that people support her right to decide but don't believe that decision should be the latest youtube clip of the week. Abortions are a private decision. They should be made and executed privately. I agree with her right to have an abortion, but I sure do think this public video is ghastly.…

Friends hasn't ended. We are on a break.

Whenever my sister and I go for sushi we always order the same starter.

The only thing I remember about the finale was when Dad told us to stop crying because it was "just a TV show" and then I didn't talk to him for two days.

This guy is EXACTLY who would pay $400 to take a picture with Avril Lavigne.

Really? I am not a conspiracy theorist by any means but I am fairly persuaded by the Tom Cruise thing.

I feel extremely old right now, because the (terrible!!) Richard Gere gerbil story and the one about Rod Stewart having a gallon of semen pumped from his stomach are nowhere on the list. Those were massive back in the day!

I can't be the only person here who thinks he's gross AND wants to see his penis???

I like you 'cause oh man oh man are the comments making my head hurt. Like I think a good science writer (which nope, Jez won't ever get) would do a good job of dismantling the study to try and head off the "I don't buy things 'cause of a snobby shopkeeper" comments.

Maybe in the real world, but Jezebel science works differently.

Discrimination is stupid and I'm happy there was a happy ending, but I don't really feel any anger towards Butch Otter in all this.

Disagree as I might with the voters of Idaho, they made their choice and as an elected representative, why wouldn't he stand behind their decision? I mean, if it was the other way around,…

A HS senior from Teaneck actually commented on the prank over on Gawker. They said that several fractured groups with no clear goal showed up, so while some people were doing the more benign jelly on the door trick, other HS asshats were pissing allover the place like untrained dogs.

Why did your school have a smokestack? Did you go to the Henry Ford "Little Tykes" High School and Iron Smelter?

I also object to women having to do that.