Target has had the world's worst website for years, I don't see how it's possible it could have gotten WORSE. Wow.

Because she's an evil witch troll who drinks the blood of infants in an attempt to make her sad, barren womb fertile.

Voters elected this man. Presumably thousands of individuals voted for him. Every time I read a story like this (though I can't say I've read anything quite like this), I have to remind myself that individuals actually elect these idiots.

I definitely agree with this sentiment, and it's not just women - not being a golfer can definitely affect your career. My significant other works in an industry where he is constantly asked to golf outings. Prior to this job he had never played golf (other than few times here and there), so he started taking…

I mean it was totally accurate advice. And I was lucky to go to a public high school (even in a very conservative part of Indiana) where they actually taught real sex ed (I remember making posters about STDs). It was just such a jarring and vivid description that has stuck with me since 14, and I still find it funny…

Ok, this wasn't a lie, but this is a true story about sex ed. Our health teacher was the creepy old swim coach (weren't they all? Who actually had a non-creepy health teacher?). We took health as freshmen and sophomores so we were between 14-16. At the end of the semester, he created this "ask anything" box where…

I know! It's like you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. Let's just celebrate people who are working towards positive goals and not accuse them of not being "authentic" enough.

I just do NOT get the Macklemore hatred. Yes, he is a straight, white man who tries to use his influence to bring about social change. We get it - he is privileged! But, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of other influential musicians, actors, etc. out there with very similar backgrounds as Macklemore's who are…

I was going to make the exact same comment...

I'm pretty sure the sister's name alone racked up like 10 points. Sometimes on Grantland they do a Vows point calculation, but I would really prefer it on the reg.

He is a rapper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gucci_Man…

Once I had this writing exercise where kids got to decorate their bedrooms however they wanted, and my students wrote about putting "Gucci Mane" stuff all over the walls. And I said something like, "Oh cool, probably have some Fendi and Prada stuff too - straight off the runway!" They all stared at me. **Cringe**

Well this finally answers my persistent question of who the heck comments on random stranger's Instragram account? Apparently, Dennis Lafargue, that's who.

I said the same thing downstream somewhere. I really don't think the teacher was trying to be a jerk. Teachers are always trying to make lame jokes (I am a teacher. I make lame jokes).

To be fair, the teacher probably wasn't trying to be an asshole and was referencing Kei$ha (who is white). Not supporting being bullied, but as someone who has a weird last name, I have had people ask me the weirdest questions ever in an attempt to make a joke (or avoid the fact that they can't pronounce it).

Borscht - the enemy of Polish children since forever. I was forced to eat this for years, and I can tell you that as a small child, bright purple soup was NOT appealing. I'm sure it tastes fine now, but after years and years of almost crying (I was a total wuss) around Christmastime over the mere thought of eating…

I know this is truly a first world problem, but I can't' imagine whipping them by hand. The gods are good!

When I was graduating college, my mother found this mixer on sale at Kohl's. She gave it to me for Christmas. At the time, I thought it was SO LAME. Like, I am officially an old because my mom gave me a mixer.

Pampered Chef Classic Batter Bowl, $17.50. This isn't the exact same model I have. They used to come in different sizes, but it is microwave safe, has a spout and a lid and is fantastic. I use it to make pancake batter, cake batter, baked beans, melt chocolate chips, etc. It's awesome, and I've had it for years in…

I LOVE that spatula. Best spatula I've ever owned!