That must have been a very in depth five minutes

Yes, because 3billion=4billion.

So I’m just going to click on the link, scroll to the bottom, type up a hot take and smugly hit enter because I don’t care so much!

Yeah, every article should just use recycled jokes like your comments do.

Yes it is.

Are you kidding me? Good sense of humor about himself? You’re a moron.

Watch out everyone, we got a tough guy here!

Sounds like the Coyotes need to train their security staff better.

Yeah, those guys aren’t annoying at all.