“Kris made her suppress her true self,” says a rep for Caitlyn, teasing the sort of allegations that will be made in the memoir. “Caitlyn resents Kris for a life she didn’t get to live.”

I love the fact that I had no idea that dude Kardashian broke up with that lady

Ugh, Goddamnit now I have to give this thing five stars. And for the rest of my life I’ll have suggestions based on supposedly liking the stand-up comedy of Amy Schumer. And some day I’ll be on the news because my cat rescued a burning child or something and they’ll dig this rating up to discredit me and my cat for…

I tried watching this but tapped out at like, 4 minutes in when she started saying something about waking up to someone eating her puss in college. Nope.

It’s weird that everyone will now know where she lives. It isn’t a risk that I would personally take. I hope her deal with Two Trees includes security.

Can we please retire the word “influencer”??? (And while we’re at it, “creative” as a noun?)

You forgot:

Some idiot already pulled you out of the greys so let me say from all of us

Why do they all look like they are drooling a string of saliva in the photo? Is that jewelry? WTF.

They already moved it to cable, methinks.

Oprah’s got a pretty terrible track record of people she’s foisted on the unsuspecting public: Chopra, Oz, Dr. Phil, among other bad choices — she gave Jenny McCarthy a platform. I’m not sure I trust her to pick good advisers that she’d listen to.

“My fellow Americans, as you know, President Worldwide represents more than just the 305.”

Is she, though? Because I very strongly do not relish the thought of Dr. Oz being anywhere near the leadership of our national health system.

“I took my sister to a Marroon 5 concert for her birthday...”

Yep, totally. I only mildly disagree with one thing you’re saying.

Congrats to Ru and Georges. I barely even tolerate 5 years, must less happily going for 23.

No tall sizes? Then they both suck. Tall people want well fitting hoodies too, dagnabbit!

No tall sizes? Then they both suck. Tall people want well fitting hoodies too, dagnabbit!

I have some American Giant clothing and love it. I wish the color options were a bit better, but I continue to buy it.

I have some American Giant clothing and love it. I wish the color options were a bit better, but I continue to buy…

mmm yep. My favorite hoodie is the shitty grey one I got from Old Navy like 10 years ago and somehow hasn’t fallen apart.

mmm yep. My favorite hoodie is the shitty grey one I got from Old Navy like 10 years ago and somehow hasn’t fallen…