There is only one shade emoji and it reigns supreme:

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

passing legislation that restricts access to celebrities

Can we just kill this entire movie instead?

The Page Six story suggests you might be in the majority.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

Sooo, what actually happened is that she wanted to cheat on her fiance, realized she’d probably contracted a child or cooties, and had to make an elaborate excuse as to why she was missing and full of another man’s baby juices. At the expense of black men.

I always look at articles about Marc Jacobs for this very reason, she usually comes thru.

Is Marc Jacobs cosplaying as The Rock circa 1992?

Didn’t know about the Kim one.

She was gagged and dragged by her legs into another area. She sure as shit was was the victim of assault and robbery! She’s vapid but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t suffer from trauma.

Um. Kim was definitely a robbery victim. She was tied up by the people stealing from her. Kendall, yes, burglary.

i barely open my front door all the way for food delivery people, and i’ve never been assaulted or robbed. if i had been, i’d have my house on lockdown too. i can’t fault kim and ‘ye (or even kendall) at ALL.

....working to “add a hate crime or racially motivated crime” in order to make the charge that of first-degree murder.

Yes, but.... Billy Eichner’s boyfriend? Ugh. Ugh, ugh.

Brad’s “cordial” conversations (allegedly)

That’s actually sort of romantic...Unlike dialing and harassing random women, which is just...gross.

I’m a 29 yr old guy, I don’t fucking understand this shit. I don’t understand Tinder. I don’t understand modern guy culture. On behalf of my gender I’m sorry. I just had to call out a dude at my job for being a fucking creep. To my knowledge he has been spoken to about that shit multiple times, how he has his job…

kmart has been in bankruptcy for like, my entire life im pretty sure

“It’s like we’re back in grade school and we’re callin’ each other names to get a better piece of candy.”