You know how rich people pay to have a store open so they can shop there. I want to win the lottery so I can do that at the grocery store.

It’s actually $1 million to CPS, and then an additional $10,000 to 10 schools, so a total donation of $1,100,000.
The million is his personal donation from ticket sales, and the other $100,000 will only happen if corporations donate an additional million to this foundation, which will also go to CPS.

The $10k x 10 schools is a separate donation that would come from corporations. For every $100k in corporate donations, 10 schools will receive $10k. The 1 million is his personal donation.

I really, really like this guy.

“Chance the Rapper announced that he’s donating $10,000 each to 10 public schools in his hometown of Chicago, for a total of $1 million”

Is it just me, or does this movie look absolutely terrible?

The nope list says “nuts”. Peanuts are actually legumes not nuts. The graphic side of this infographic does confuse things a bit.

Make sure your peanut butter doesn’t contain xylitol, it’s an artificial sweetener that can be lethal for dogs.

But why didn’t she check her own damn teeth before hitting the red carpet?

That is..........a lot of quinoa to not know it’s on your teeth.

Emma Watson on Beyonce’s tits in 2014:

Not sure why you think staples aren’t commonly used to close a variety of minor and major wounds.

There is so much wtf-ery in this story. Who the fuck lets a woman who just had her leg impaled catch a fucking Uber to the hospital?

I’d sure as shit hope it’s being investigated as a hate crime. Demanding someone to ‘Go back to your country’ and then shooting them is what a hate crime is.

I don’t know you at all and I’ll give a Jalopniker the benefit of the doubt, but using the word “cuckold” immediately makes me think of basement dwellers with poor social skills and patchy beards. It’s like a compositional fedora.

Is RDJ still sober?

There’s a drive-in theater in rural Alabama that’s refusing to show Beauty & the Beast because of the gay scene. Apparently bestiality is okay, kidnapping gets their approval, and Stockholm Syndrome ain’t no big deal. But two guys dancing with each other for 3 seconds cannot be borne!

I would happily go to a Wonka-themed party. I bet the food was great.

There very well may be a reason he had no one close to him...six tons of porn is a pretty big indicator that he was a fucking pervert.