The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

work that money, amber! <3

100% with Kandi on this. She is very open about sex and her sex life and, as she noted, “even owns a toy company”. She has no shame about it b/c she knows there is nothing to be ashamed about. What purpose would lying about specific details do for her? She would literally be the first person to say, yeah, “Shamea and…

Kandi will absolutely win this bc these women don’t understand that Kandi is only upset that her castmates are alleging infidelity and smearing her name...but she owns the fact she’s swam in the lady pond, as Andy would say. They’re like but but but but PUSSY and she’s all, I like pussy! But I’m also happily married…

1. who cares who fucks who (whom?)

I mean, he definitely is dumber than a bag hammers, but that doesn’t mean he can’t be hateful as well.

Now more than ever:

Tell me this, Bible - who are the good romans?

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

I’ve been to Iceland AND Wyoming.

Also, someone should tell him you can have a deep voice AND be soft spoken. Like Michael Clark Duncan.

The New Yorker this week has a great look at former Academy voters who were ousted due to lack of involvement in the industry, and the supposed ageism behind it. One of the quotes is (I’m paraphrasing) “if there isn’t a role for a Chinaman, there isn’t a role for a Chinaman,” I shit you not

All my boys, tell me one time: I can do anything I put my mind to. Now a lot of boys aren’t supposed to be soft-spoken. You know what I’m saying?

What school thought having Winston in for a photo op was a good idea?

All that shit is fake. Nails, eyelashes, long-ass hair. I just don’t want you to feel inadequate about something you could only match with a lot of money and time. Rihanna is still a goddess.

If I pay more than $1000 for an item of furniture it had better last me for at least a decade. And “light use” is nonsense.

I was at home, sick, yesterday and watched an episode of this show. In the show, the young woman who was being catfished was told, by the person catfishing her, that she was being catfished. The catfisher even sent her proof that she was catfishing. This young woman had thought for 10 years that she was talking to…

I dunno. My Canadian supermodel GF loves this show.

I still feel Will Smith beating Jay-z deep in my soul to this day.

I asked what the expected lifespan is for a West Elm couch like the Peggy. Both store employees told me that between one and three years was normal for a couch with light use.