happy b-day, 1st daughter (and u know she doesn’t let Sasha forget that).

“Would that it were so.” I think I love you. I thought I was the only one who uses “would that...”. (I also agree with everything you said).

Fourth of Ju-Lies

I’m a pretty mild mannered person most of the time, but I’ll be damned if I don’t lose my shit every time I make a mistake while playing tennis. There once was a time that I was planning on buying a new racket, so I figured that I would take out my frustration on my soon-to-be old racket. Oh man, that was satisfying.…

Exactly! The girl with the patches on her jeans is trying sooooo hard!

Me too. Hubba Hubba!

Only the drivers defense is why would he be paying attention. even if the autopilot tells him he needs to maintain control, the instant you let the computer take over you are already one step disconnected with the act of driving. TLDR: The person is still to blame but the concept of an autopilot is to blame for the…

Nancy Grace missed an opportunity, too, but not going at the mothers who breastfeed older toddlers

She kind of looks like bitch I will destroy you but this is on tape so imma just step back and let you do your thing crazy.

⬆️⬆️⬆️ THIS 💯‼️

I think it’s hilarious that whiners about “political correctness” exemplify all the traits the claim to despise. Thin skin, obsessive need to control language, generally insisting on inane nomenclature. Like, this change shouldn’t even be called “political correctness”. The name was changed because calling a woman a…

I always have to laugh at the type of response that amounts to “x group are crybabies that can’t handle shit” and meanwhile can’t see how ridiculous it is that they are so upset and aggrieved over the issue/ change themselves. So, you are a little crybaby bitch, too, right? Like if the name is such an unimportant,…

Totally. Having been involved in admissions, unless you’re briefed on exactly how that school handles its admissions process, it’s really difficult to guess what went into that decision. Presumptions are just a reflection of the entitlements and value judgments that often have little relation to reality.

This whole piece, and especially that quote, really struck a chord with me. I grew up in a working class family and attended an elementary school in a predominately black and Latino neighborhood in Los Angeles. I earned a scholarship for all four years to a prestigious, private all girls high school. During my time…

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

Even Jessica Williams isn't enough to get me to still watch it. Maybe Samatha Bee can recruit her.

Yep, the true inheritor of Stewart’s crown is Samantha Bee’s incisive Full Frontal. I can’t even remember the last time I watched a clip of The Daily Show, much less a full episode.

Is it his delivery? I find his timing generally off.

Texas as a whole dude. My stomping ground in North Texas is the same. Hell, I’ve seen a few Christy Sheats clones walk into the Starbuck’s I’m sitting in right now.

Yep. If you have spent anytime in Houston you immediately understand who you are dealing with just by looking at the photo of the street they lived on. Cookie-cutter McMansions that all look the same, Baptist, guns, Republican, white, bleach blonde, daughters named Taylor and Madison. Yep, we have all met these…