I don’t have an articulate answer for that. I can’t say that it takes having brown skin because there are people that have brown skin that aren’t black and there are people who look white but have a full blooded black parent. But what it’s certainly NOT is someone who has NO black ancestry whatsoever but enjoys black…

So she made her same ridiculous claims on live TV... to Matt Lauer. Eh.

“For every orphan Annie, there’s a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who’s just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of.” -Liz Lemon

Exactly. Kids aren’t toys, they deserve good, loving parents who will care for them. Children are not a fucking civil right, although we have made them into one.

I can’t wait to see what her hair and makeup looks like when she hits the talk show circuit. Will she double down or dial it back?

My favorite cliche is the part where she’s like, “It’s really sad that we’re focusing on this trivial story instead of on the real problems that affect the black community.” She got me with that one for a second! I was like, “That’s actually a pretty good...hey, wait a minute, goofball, you’re the one who took…

This story is a black hole of What Is Going On?

It’s all kind of ironic, right?

Race is indeed a construct, but that is very, very far from it being a costume.

On the upside, her morning routine just got so much shorter.

It’s like these people have never talked to teenagers. Of course they mouthed off. They are teenagers. No one understands them and Brian won’t return their calls and they just want to wear hoodies and write terrible poetry and also go get Chipotle and hang out at the mall and maybe write study for that PreCalc final…

But by all means, white people, keep running down the hallways screaming in a drunken frenzy at 4am.

“Meanwhile, white residents are encouraged to continue holding their kiddie beauty pageants, beer pong tournaments, motorcycle rallies and Ku Klux Klan meetings in the middle of the night.”

I fail to understand why anyone would write an article that may DISCOURAGE people from drinking MORE water. Last I checked, almost NOBODY hurt themselves by drinking too much.

The entire article reeks of entitlement.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

it’s called idontshop@forever21.com

I appreciate you love your friends (or at least respect your friend’s guests) and I love the intention behind this post, but the jewellery here is remarkably unexceptional. I have better statement necklaces (costume, I’m not bragging about some incredible expensive bling) that I wear to walk my dog. I would love to…

I think you are confusing incident with pattern. Clearly, Anonymous had reason to think that her assailant was engaging in a pattern of behavior, not a single incident. She then followed all the guidelines set up by the institution to report what they defined as sexual assault. That you don’t find the incident to rise…

I feel perfectly okay criticizing female genital mutilation, regardless of which culture happens to practice it.