Coke or just too many nose jobs? Kim, look at your nose future!

THANK YOU! I didn't want to be the only awards show pedant.

Was Corey Monteith ever in a movie? TV shows don't count at the Oscars.

OH, in that case, if it was one of my sisters, it would have been printed on the cocktail napkins. You're nice. Good on telling the future husband.

They always do that thing in SI and Victoria's Secret where they put the model in a top a size or 2 too small so it smooshes the boobs up and in. That partly contributes to the weirdness, besides photoshop. No one would do that in real life bc it's damn uncomfortable.

Why is that really defined, muscle girdle, v-thing so hot on a guy?? Is it because it shows that they've been isolating and using that muscle group a lot, wink, wink?

If your sis gets married, and you need to make a wedding toast, please tell me you'll include this anecdote.

This is interesting because they do and look at so much Instagramming, which is all about photoshopping and filters, angles. On the one hand, I want to say it is MORE detrimental to body image... but on the other hand, if they realize EVERYONE is doing it, maybe it is actually better for body image. Who knows?

Or to be body-painted! So much easier than waiting for that pesky swimsuit to dry AND you don't have to change under a towel at the beach!

I find it ridiculous that she is asked to "explain herself": "I think you're making it look a lot naughtier than it really is, to be honest," Davis told Matt Lauer.

Cute innuendo, SI.

Good call. I didn't know that about her Dad but I knew her family was at least solidly middle class. I thought about not writing that but figured it was fair 'cos they weren't Kardashian/ Jenner wealthy, but I should have left it off. It's weird, because I feel like her Mom always looks elegant now too.

HAHA!! I was like "is this a thing we're doing now, Ramon?" I kinda like it.

This is my thing! You know that the clothes she and Kanye wear cost a FORTUNE, but they always look so cheap in them! Neither has a sense of personal style or proportion. Meanwhile, look at Jay-Z and Beyonce. Both came from nothing and always manage to look both elegant AND like they're not trying too hard. …

And we know Erykah's Mama tried to get boys from the neighborhood to beat up Andre 3000. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I was thinking bipolar, but I didn't want to just throw it out there. Makes sense that the weed doesn't mellow her out then, too. Yeah, in my old age I find it harder to snark at people that I feel have an actual mental health issue. Which is why I don't pick on Kanye too much, either.

Alexander Wang doesn't really need their publicity. I imagine he's pissed as hell they disrupted his show.

Word, making a toddler sit still on a stiff bench is a non-starter to begin with, let alone with strobe lights and cameras flashing in her eyes, loud music. Plus the clueless reaction of the parents is worrying.

The vapid stare/ smirk while trying to shove Cheeze-n-Crackers or whatever that is into the baby's mouth really upsets me. Meanwhile, in Blue Ivy/ Beyonce photos you can see they have a sweet bond. I hope they get bored with North & let a Nanny raise her.

LORD, the narcissism is STRONG in that one! This is actually not funny to me anymore, they need to let that child grow up in peace. She is going to grow up to be Lindsay Lohan x1000 or, God forbid, poor Bobbi Kristina.