I am the caretaker at Splinter, which is still online with fully functioning Kinja comment sections. I will ungrey any Jezebel mourners who wish to leave condolences at the Splinter link below. My customary mode is funereal, so this will be no imposition.

If there’s anyone still around, please drop a story so we’ll have a place devoted to commiserating with our fellow-Jezzies about the closure.

I’ll miss Jezebel. I’ve been on it since 2009.

The actors strike ends (pending a vote) and Jez gets shut down for good. Thanks for the memories Jez.

Well, the years stopped coming.

“Has ‘Free Bird’ ever got old?””

I’m gonna rack up so much fart XP. Top of the leaderboards, baby. 

so the farts aren’t being saved forever into some digital cloud

This is some Japanese programmer’s fetish, no doubt.

Funny enough, the current season includes a Ranger who's openly gay and in an on-screen relationship.

First, Social Security should not be part of the Fed Budget, and is technically considered off-budget by the Fed and modifications are only due to managing the fund, not to modify government spending or deficit. When you exclude SS from the Budget, Healthcare, Income Security, Defense, Medicare, and Education all are…

I’m gonna leave this right here.

YES.

No good reason; just took a while. 

I would like to reiterate what some others have pointed out, which is that the commenting system is pretty frustrating, in that sometimes the dumbest comments are approved, and insightful ones are left gray forever. It’s not working this way, is the point. Perhaps you could make it so that anyone whose comment has…

Yeah, putting aside the “cheering for mega-corps” angle, Desantis was literally just trying to retaliate because his fascist policies weren’t liked, and install stooges on these boards for the sole purpose of blackmailing Disney into altering its content by holding hostage the things that council controlled. That’s *li…

Rolling around at the speed of ground. RIP Sonic... at least they didn’t make you pregnant.

We have newer, better snacks in the Left of Dead discord.

While I certainly appreciate this post and I’m genuinely glad that the Splinter staff got to do a proper farewell post, the fact that it’s coming weeks after G/O Media and Jim Spanfellatio unceremoniously suffocated the site with a pillow, followed by decapitating their marquee site is just the goddamn perfect turd on…

True story: Jim Spanfeller’s resume is just a soggy cardboard box.