Good things like reading this: https://drewmagary.kinja.com/this-is-how-it-s-gonna-work-1839505029/

Personally, I’m not sticking to sports games. Too many other good things to do without limiting yourself arbitrarily like that.

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

I tried to watch the game last night, but could not find a website to tell me what time it started. So I was unable to watch.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

I know it’s only a small gesture, but until things change I’m changing my avatar to show my support for Barry and in solidarity with the GMG Union.

Strange that my favorite fruit candy, Hi-Chew, is nowhere on the list.

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

The clear preference for “fruit” vs. chocolate is some real serial killer shit, Kelsey.

Thanks for sticking to the sports content! I love this sports.

Speaking for everyone, where’s xanax?

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Jizz Jim is going to have to pry Drew’s annual Williams-Sonoma holiday catalog review from my cold, dead hands.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

1. Enthusiasm,

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

Note from Barry:

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.