I'd like to see all them end up in Litchfield, but Sarah needs to be out to take care of Kira. Donnie could probably take care of his and Allison's kids without her, but he's looking at more prison time himself. I agree that Helena would be awesome to see in Litchfield - a kind of combination of Nicky (hair) and…

Thank you for pointing that out! I'm relieved it wasn't Myles. How ironic that I got an important name wrong considering what my criticism is. I know he's been out of the country because I've been reading all of his OITNB reviews. He also mentioned in the last GoT review that he wouldn't be doing it, but I totally…

I refer to them as the "Ent" books/movies. I've actually said that to my kid. As in, "The Hunger Games books are much better than the Ent books, but the Ent books are far, far better than the Twilight books, which aren't even worth reading." (I'd like to ban her from reading the Twilight books, but I refuse to censor…

"Fear the Walking Dead", terrible title/lousy show. Seriously, how did that meeting go?
"So, what should we name the spin-off?"
"'Not the Walking Dead'?"
"'Before the Walking Dead'?"
"'The Sitting Dead'?"
"No, I've got it! "Fear the Walking Dead"!"

Piper is 2 dimensional "comic relief" (though she's not very funny) until 2/3's of the way through the season, when she kind of "wakes up". Starting with her ridiculous speech on the picnic bench about how empowering the dirty panty business will be, which was about 2/3's of the way through last season (3) to that…

Definitely give it another try! Piper is a minor character by this point and frankly, they could release her without affecting the show very much (though they probably won't). If you can get through the first 2 seasons telling yourself that Piper will go fade further and further into the background and Larry will be…

Somewhere online there is an interview between the real Larry and what-his-face that played Larry.

Capitalize "Out" and I'll give you a point. ;>

It is a terrible title. It does have a story, though. When Piper Kerman was doing her sentence, the New York Times Style Section had a Bill Cunnigham (R.I.P.) "style on the street" piece showing all these women wearing orange, with the title, "Orange is the New Black" and a close friend sent it to Piper, who thought…

I have said it, by mistake. It was pretty funny at the time because the people around me hadn't seen anyone say that online. It happens because they are the only two shows in the known universe to focus on women's stories and women's perspective's and address issues central to women (the only show I've ever seen on…

Danbury?

First of all, I don't know how one can watch and process this show without engaging with the "social commentary" that the show is purposefully making. This is one of the most, if not the most, relevant shows to real issues going on in the real world. With that said, I'll try to respond to what I think may happen on…

There is an amazing theory in the comments to IGN's "Season 4 Spoiler Discussion" by a user named "feldallen" that posits that Poussey's "flashback" in the finale was actually the afterlife based on "The Wiz" or "The Wizard of Oz". It is so good and spot on that it's hard to imagine that the writers didn't do this on…

" She dies from delivering Jon, but not before she whispers to Ned that
someone (Rhaegar? Robert?) “must not find out,” and what sounds like
Jon’s true name."

That's probably true, but she could have spit out, "He was my husband, I loved him." Really not too hard or time consuming and would have cleared up a ton of shit. Also, not forced, as it would be important toward explaining why the child means so much to her. I doubt many people still believe Robert's claim that…

Well, their name is "Vulture"!

Yes, and the kid seemed like just the right age to go off with Suzanne for popsicles and video games while his older brothers were ignoring him, feeling like he was being grown-up and independent, but suddenly realizes he'd made a big mistake and had basically taken candy from a stranger, who now wouldn't let him call…

MCC is not going to suffer any consequences for the behavior of the guards in this episode. They have just weathered a scandal in which it was proven that they paid a judge (judges?) to sentence people to their prisons. Horrible shit happens all the time in prisons, but how often do you read about it in the newspaper?…

Yes, Suzanne is the older sister. I just looked it up and Suzanne's first flashback was in Season 2, episode 3. I'm remember most of it, but I'm going to re-watch it. Unfortunately, that will mean combing through the episode trying to avoid Larry scenes.

We've never seen Suzanne's sister visit her, have we? We've seen her parents visit and we saw all of them in her first flashback, but I think this is the first time we've seen an adult version of the sister. I feel pretty bad for the character. It was one thing for their mother to insist that Suzanne go along to the…