He announced three years ago that not only was the US going to build a wall, but Mexico would pay for it. How’s that coming along? As for the global part, lol, Pence can’t even get world leaders to acknowledge the president, much less agree to work with him on anything.

He’s already diverted “emergency” funds for a thesaurus and this book that tickled me and my friends as HS freshmen.

may i respectfully suggest all of them. ALL. the. hammers.

This one trended this weekend:

I still love, “it was really wet from the standpoint of water”.

It would take a lot less time to wait for the nicknames until after the field’s been winnowed a bit. I don’t imagine all twenty (?) candidates will be in serious consideration by the primaries. He’s either super-bored right now or he just gets so much glee from his childish name-calling that he can’t resist.

What a time to be alive that we are relieved our president is stupid.

Illiterate Racist Pig.

Nancy. I call her ... Nancy.

“Short fingered vulgarian” is the exact terminology. That is what stung him before and still gets him today.

Big emergency! Emergency right now! Gotta go golf and think up nicknames for my Enemies List!!

DOTARDUS, FATHER OF COMMODUS, DOTARDUS, JR., AND VAPIDIA

LOL..

I’m still partial to Fuckface Von Clownstick. 

They could always run a Twitter poll and go with the top result.

Mocking other people is humor to him. It’s a thing insecure bullies do.

The term “executive time” now getting stretched further than the elastic in Mango Unchained’s golf diaper.

Way too clever. I prefer Orange Sack of Pig Shit.

Name calling. So mature for a 72-year old man who was recently announced to be obese in major news headlines.

Legit question: Does he have a sense of humor?  I’ve never heard him crack a joke- his attempts seem to be him mocking other people.