Doug got me looking into this because it would allow me to look at cars I otherwise wouldn't consider but the "tax" you're paying for this is a lot higher than first glance would suggest.

Can I pay by direct deduction from my $700/hr Google paycheck that some guys slutty cousin wants me to check into?

Jesus you're stupid, Snowden is a hero for releasing that information.

Simply put, no we don't know that. We only know what our satellite information tells us. And that is limited. We don't have a constant coverage of southern Russia/eastern Ukraine. And from outer space, there is literally no way to know if 3 tanks in Rostov that were there on the 10th are the 3 tanks in Ukraine because…

SERIOUSLY, Jalopnik? The luddite-like FUD you've been spreading about self-driving cars has been really annoying, but this is a new low. Over the past 13 years "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TERRORISTS" has been used to scare the public in all sorts of ways, leading to surveillance culture, the TSA, etc. It's extremely…

James Dean would like a word with you.

that's a very logical approach.

Guise....that's the front of a sealed beam. I know you can bake the silicone and take em apart, but how the hell did a tarantula get in there? The only thing I can imagine is that the thing was chilling in the bumper and the headlights were on and they were warm and he wanted someplace warm to hang out and found a…

It's a Cobalt and naturally they all died. One key too many on the keychain.

The worst would be the realization that what you see is just the cast off skin. The spider is probably still in the car.

I guess these people in their 90s attire are celebrating they just won the Lotto so they don't have drive the horrible shitbox GM is pushing anymore. I'm not sure that's the message GM was trying to convey though.

It's hard to make a viper interior worse. Yet somehow they managed it.

Sorry mate your ad hominem attack is vastly more stupid as you provide nothing but your opinion which is not interesting at all, whereas I point out that this aircraft is overdue (years late, every delivery promise broken), overweight (hence incapable) overbudget (hence unafforable) and strategically irrelevent…

Unbelievable drivel. As in unbelievable that you would publish this commercial for yet another overdue, over-budget, overweight military toy for which there is no conceivable strategic role other than lining the pockets of Lockheed Martin. This overweight militaristic exegisis justifying a scandalous procurment is…

For the development costs of the entire F-35 program, NASA could have by now established a permanent colony on the Moon or heck even a manned landing on Mars.

Although the original $9M Sealion was delivered in 2003 as a technology demonstrator and test-bed, with no stated plans to put the boat into production or operations, this seems to have changed as Sealion was quickly followed by a slightly more advanced Sealion 2.

Furniture was more likely to move under its own power.

Hey, one less car to recall?!

Or like how the German language has no word for "funny" and over 50 for "not-funny". And every single one of those words can be used to describe your post.

"She got three years probation for that and will serve a year in prison if she makes any more prank calls."

I know it's Hungary, but I HIGHLY doubt this girl was already prosecuted and sentenced (since the story indicates this last happened yesterday).