“I’m upside down, this is not good.”

4 x 2 does NOT equal “triangle” “circle”

Not consistently, there are random inspections to make sure the bikes are compliant with UCI guidelines but it’s not like they tear down every bike before every race. There is visual inspection though. (Not even drug testing is a regular thing)

It would have been weighed in kilos, not pounds.

It doesn’t.... sorry

Sissy nonsense technology. Just learn to drive and suffer the embarrassment as you tackle the learning curve that is manual transmission operation.

I’ve had a tattoo of a VW emblem dripping oil on my calf for years now. I’ve never been more proud of it.