The first car was a trike.

Why does the back half look like it was donated from a PT Cruiser?

Still not as cool looking at wooden spoke wheels from old horse-drawn wagons, though. You think these Campagnolo wheels will be yard art in 100 years? Nobody’s going to put out a couple of Campagnolos to decorate their front porch.

Now I want an ‘84 Vette. Thanks, Jalopnik!

There’s a typo on that sign in the background. It’s a “Texa-No” for me.

Does the price include the ugly stick that this car’s panels were obviously shaped with?

Buy it, swap in an LS.

I want to know why they’re not offering a 2-door pickup model.

It probably has $900 in parts on it, so it’s worth the risk. Buy it, and if ya can’t get it back together, part it out.

I refer to my amateur mechanical missteps as “tuition.” As long as I don’t repeat them, a mistake is simply the cost of learning.

The only thing going for this car is the word Callaway. For that money, I’d rather buy a decent foundation for a project Vette and drop a crate motor in. More power, less dollars.

How would I configure my 2018 Kia Stinger? I wouldn’t.

It has a certain charm just the way it is.

For $800, you could have some fun with this. Throw a V8 conversion in and then de-body the thing like that stripped down Vette and you’d have the world’s most fun go cart ... and you could drive it on the street.

Paint it white, and Cap’n Ahab will show up to harpoon it.

I wish people would stick to the rules instead of inventing new ones to be ‘polite.’ Sometimes I see people who have the right of way stop to let myself or someone else proceed, and it just confuses everyone and slows things down more. Yeah, it was nice of you in the oncoming car to come to a complete stop along a…

It’s spelled XL.

It should star Tom Selleck, and be called ‘Murder, He Wrote.”

Whatever it is, there’s another one just like it in the background of the first picture.

“So WE American Cowboys Can Hear It.” I know, I know, American Cowboys don’t give a crap about grammar.