We should call electriv vehicles “motorcars.” It just sounds nice.

“Lightning Mc Ice Cream” is just lame.

Bet he gets pretty decent mileage.

I don’t know all the rules of Ditch-Lampost-Car, but apparently one of them is “Lampost stops car.”

I dig the hood-mounted solar panel.

Just checking ... are they paying me to take that ugly thing, or are they expecting me to pay them?

But does Donald Trump make a cameo? That would seal it for me.

August is a bit late to try to get a smokin’ hot body, isn’t it?

Trippy? More like tippy.

Buy a used Mustang.

Elio Motors Elio.

Get Elon Musk to bail them out and rename it Elon Motors.

This is why, when I was looking for a used truck with 4WD and 3 pedals, I bought a 2011 Ford Ranger with 20,000 miles on it.

What if the engine is balanced perfectly over the front axle? Is that front or front-mid? Or is it a Front Mid Straddle?

You’re absolutely right, eye-surgeon. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home. I want my home in an amateur auto repair shop, where it will be even more convenient for me.

Come at me, bro!

Looks like something I could affix to my circular saw.

Shouldn’t we be praising the strength of that bridge?

No. Those extra 2 doors are a dealbreaker.

Tiger has become “Florida Man.”