“We open from the perspective of a camera-wearing Harley-Davidson rider cruising along in the carpool lane, which is legal in California.” It’s legal on any highway that was built with help from federal funds.

I fell for this crap once when I was younger and less experienced. Cost me $500. Of course, that was in 1996 and I ended up paying $17,500 for a Ford Ranger ordered EXACTLY the way I wanted it. Twenty-one years and 350,000 miles later, it’s still in my driveway, and I won’t ever buy from that dealer again, so I think…

That’s some serious wheel hop.

But they also let some posters for “Revenge of the Jedi” out, so ... there’s that.

The Gladiator concept from 2005 was perfect. It had a 2-door extracab, and a longer bed.

Why are you envisioning swiping a screen to emulate moving a shifter? I say there should be a gear shifter attachment that you buy, like an old video game joystick, that plugs into the car’s USB port or OBDII port, so you can move a shift lever the way God and Henry Ford intended.

I’m starting a company that for a couple of grand will reconvert these cars and un-detune them when German kids turn 18.

The car in that photo got clobbered with a giant Club, man.

Hummer H2 much? I would like it with two doors, maybe an X-tra cab with a little space behind the seats, and a longer bed. As a 4-door with a shorter bed .... meh.

Isn’t it still around in the form of Fiat/Chrysler?

Snakes, therefore, are not white men.

“Don’t touch other people’s stuff” is a good rule to live by.

Dude, WHERE’S MY CAR?

The only thing I need to know about the next-gen Wrangler is when the pickup variant comes out.

I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ for you.

Now THAT’S what I call a Jet-Ski.

I think it’s a great idea! It’s a safety feature that will prevent the dog from hopping in and taking off without me.

I was gonna go ‘nice price’ until that ‘bill-of-sale’ business. Not worth the headache to me to sort out the paperwork.

The light bulb in my dash must not have a good connection, and a code has tripped. The check engine light was on, but one good tap on the front of the dash made it go out. Tap again, and it comes back on. Now I sometimes tap it on and back off to amuse passengers. This is on a ‘96 Ranger with about 350,000 miles. I…