THIS IS JEZEBEL. THERE CAN BE NO HUMOR OR JOKES UNLESS IT IS AT THE EXPENSE OF MEN - PARTICULARLY WHITE MEN.

It'll be more business-friendly because it won't cause a massive recession.

For real. According to that forcast, there’s a 40% chance of a Trump win. Waaay to close for comfort.

Legal wise it seems like a solid argument if he can prove it. At least from what I’ve read about wrongful termination law suits.

It’ll be far more pro-business, because it won’t expel massive numbers of their undocumented employees or start trade wars arbitrarily. “Pro-business” is fine when it isn’t also anti-democratic, -labor, -environmental, etc.

Agree completely. It’s amazing how Mendelsohn creates a character you like, and feel sorry for, even as he’s doing terrible things. He’s revolting, and tragic, and endearing, and funny, and sexy, and obnoxious and terrifying. Not a moment of it is showy in the least; it seems effortless and true. AND he does it all in…

The first season was incredible--a slow burn taking a few episodes to heat up--but the second season was a huge miss.

The older brother (Ben Mendelsohn) was the best part of that show and it got super less interesting when (SPOILER) his character was killed off. (Seriously, he was epic. I recommended the show to people just on the basis of his performance. Creepy but compelling all at once. Masterful acting.)

This is Jezebel, so the answer probably has something to do with checking their privilege, then attempting to figure out which pronoun to use, once that is done they may politely ask the person not to shoot at them.

Most toy guns are cartoonishly garish. An airgun isn’t a toy but legally a weapon.

If the cops’ story turns out to be true, he wasn’t just playing, he ran from the police and pulled a replica gun that looks just like a real gun from his waist, so yeah, what was the policeman supposed to do, wait for the kid to shoot him so he could be sure if those were real bullets or not?

To be fair, if the police’s account is true, he was 13 (not 5) and should know better than to pull a toy gun (that looks exactly like a real gun) on the police.

I’ve read those tweets over like 10 times and I feel like missing something. I don’t understand what she’s trying to say. She thinks calling the dressing “oriental” is weird which to me sounds like she is agreeing that it is offensive. I don’t get it. No one was ever calling her “oriental”.

Cats are in every home, having their every whim fulfilled by humans who’ve willingly enslaved themselves to them and you still doubt they run things? Wake up sheeple!

Love your moral indignation, especially since hobnobbing with odious people is how he got money to raise you.

Y’all can laugh all you want but the Illuminati have been confirmed.

Slowing the overall birthrate to sustainable levels is desirable for the planet, but there are social costs to having small families. In China, where for a long time parents could only have one child, there are generations that have no brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles or cousins. Italy may be approaching the same…

Whoa! This is so accurate, I can hardly stand it. If Italy really wants to increase their birth rates to replacement levels, they need to look to countries like France and the Danish countries, where humane maternity leave and pregnancy support policies mean women aren’t putting their whole financial future at risk…

sigh. northern italy.

“Don’t let your sperm go up in smoke”