This cracked me up:

Two things: Da Vinci was pretty gay, and artists don’t paint nudes because they’re horny or prefer people with their clothes off. Although I’m sure that was the reason for some artists, it’s certainly not why figure painting is a tradition for students and masters alike.

eta: yes, both points are super nitpicky. I…

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

Has Sarah Jessica Parker ever cooked a meal in her life? Stoves have burners, not ovens.

Really, Kim Cattrall has saved us all from another SATC movie where you go “the plot is terrible, I only watched it for the clothes!”

Come on, man. This is petty. You also spelled cerote wrong, so maybe we’re all a little petty today.

I don’t watch this show, but the realness of this scenario choked me up. Sixteen years ago my daughter was stillborn at full-term and some of my most comforting “memories” are the moments where I am feeling broken by the loss and I put her back into my narrative. I see her in the passenger seat of my car as I drive,…

Mexico - the biggest Caribbean island.

As someone trying to adopt, it’s way fucking harder to do that than to do IVF or use a surrogate. And then you have to make tough choices about what risks you’re going to take on...heroin-exposed baby? Grandma has schizophrenia? Mom screened positive for amphetamines but says she just took Sudafed?

I expect it’ll be Kate McKinnon, unless they want “Megyn” to be interviewing Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

I think sometimes older siblings have really strong opinions about how you should live your life, and it can frustrate them to no end when you’re unbothered by the things that they’re uptight about. Your older brother probably believes really strongly in a more traditional suburban life with the full time job and…

As someone with a sister who I told “I’m getting married!” and responded with a “NOW?”, I love this comment.

This woman has two children, fairly close together. She got her ovulation tested and had sex on a strict schedule, but did not use fertility drugs, apparently. So...not infertile. She just had to work at it a little harder.

She also struggled with infertility. There were several episodes where she visited her fertility doc, had to have sex at an appointed time (I think I remember once at a photo shoot?), had to get a particular flight to get to an HCG monitoring visit, etc.

Forget fertility issues, I’d be reacting that way because my just turned 20 year old sister got pregnant with some dude she dated for 2 months after being in a relationship with a pedophile for 4 years. 

And here I am defending Kim K. (everything else in our universe is ass-backwards, why not this???): if you’ve gone through the agony of infertility, anyone who gets knocked up easily/by accident is basically a personal affront to you. It’s not logical, it’s not reasonable, it’s not fair or right, it’s not that you…

I’m happy for Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie. You can tell he is insanely in love with her by the fact that he was completely incapable of displaying even slight interest in a beautiful woman during his “romance” during the last season of Game of Thrones.

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.