At one point, Jennifer Aniston was connected to a movie version of What Alice Forgot.

Big Little Lies does not need a direct sequel. Instead of making one, why not adapt another Moriarty novel with (most of) the same cast in new roles?

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.

Famous Jennifers as ranked by me:

how the hell has gaga been touring with fibromyalgia?

Lady Gaga is lucky to be a celebrity if her pain is related to fibromyalgia and not an injury. As a fellow fibro haver, going to the hospital when in a severe flare usually only results in being treated like a pill junkie looking for a score.

I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.

No truth to the rumor that the AMA will now refer to splenomegaly as “fabulously sized spleen”.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

1. Kensington Palace (and the Queen by extension) 100% approved of Markle’s comments to Vanity Fair.

IRMER GERD

I came here hoping that Harpy would be in contention. I’m over being a mermaid; I want to pick people up in my talons and drag them to Hades for a living.

I’m bored at work, I made a bracket.

If Cthulu doesn’t win, I’m calling it rigged.

Can’t they just fill the childless void in their lives with cats, like a normal eccentric? C’mon millennials, do you even know how to spinster,

Not quite operative anymore, but still relevant:

This is what my 5 year old does. She says ‘I just wanted to tell you I love you. I just want to give you a hug’, when she comes into a room she’s not supposed to be in.

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.  

Ah, Rocket Dogs! I had a pair of indoor lounge slippers made from carpeting (?!?) materials. They must have come from the dELiA*s or Alloy catalogue.
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I watched the finale with my mom last night and it evoked so much emotion. We ended up talking for hours about the death of my abusive father and how fucking cathartic, almost primal, it felt to see the maenads defend Celeste and the village’s victorious celebration on the beach.