Puras babosadas.

My first thought.

You’re my kind of person.

Star for “car parts” lol

Here, with a pitcher of lavender lemonade and mini Evian atomizers for everyone, because it’s damn hot outside.

Right??!

I’ve always loved her cover of “I Have Nothing” by Whitney Houston. This version isn’t as good as her concert appearance with David Foster, but watching her sing to the Obamas, at a very different White House than today’s, made me tear up a little.

I worked with an inpatient cancer nurse who always wore the most beautiful, colorful, yet still tasteful makeup. I also worked with a cancer social worker who always dressed up in gorgeous colorful clothes and accessories. Time and time again, the female patients would comment on how their appearance brought joy to…

This is exactly what I was thinking - the kids will think, “Ariana Grande posted a picture of MEEEEE!!”

The one that finally made me LOL

God, I hope so. This is legendary Kinja.

Idk wtf you said, but I’m sure it’s good, so here’s a star for the effort.

They’ll have children and do Instagram gender reveals, name reveals, astrological sign reveals, etc. They’ll design a children’s clothing line.

Ivanka “vacationed with” Putin’s rumored girlfriend, Wendy Deng, in Croatia last August. This was a critical time for her dad’s campaign, and it appears she left all of her children (including her four-month old) in the States.

I’m having a glass of cheap rosé. Bottle of Dom is on deck for that glorious day that he’s gone.

Aidan would have never worn blackface, tho. http://jezebel.com/what-instagram-filter-is-amy-schumers-boyfriend-using-i-1751903064

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No, all anger will be directed at the woman who aborted the fetus or “allowed” it to be unviable.

My husband likes to tease me by telling me we’ll move to Katy (currently renting in the loop and looking to buy in the next year or so).