“Sexy, pregnant pirate” made me laugh so hard. I’m glad it resolved.

I’m trying to get pregnant right now, and your story will haunt me until I give birth to my last child.

Honestly...I have no idea. It peaked during my teen years (the N*Sync and Britney years!), and I was definitely the target demo for it, but I also didn’t have cable :/

Right?! That looks like a prom dress from the late 90s.

She was the host (or one of them) on MTVs Total Request Live at one point. She had Carmelo Anthony’s baby, and then they had a big blowout wedding. They may have also had a short-lived reality show a while back.

Yeah. Her teeth also look like those of my little thumb-sucking cousins and nephews, which makes her look even younger.

Ohhh, thank you. I didn’t realize that.

I know this is a super old post/comment, but do you happen to be in Houston? I’d love to go to a place like this!!

Thank you!

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on a car.

Yeah, but seeing so many white men at Augusta National *sincerely* cheering on the foreign, Spanish winner of the Masters made me happy.

If, by any chance, you or anyone else reading this is trying to get pregnant: regular NSAID use can fuck with your ovulation. I can’t link to the studies right now, but they’re Google-able.

PBW here! I’ve never had problems with American, and their frequent flyer program is great.

Are we coworkers? This describes women at my company to a T.

Skin-bleaching creams are also popular in Mexico, where the majority of people are a mix of white and native. I believe there is a racial motivation in addition to class. People want to look less like tan native Mexicans and more like fair Europeans.

“...watching him eat dinner with Mother night after night.”

This is exactly what it’s like. They poke fun at each other. Khloe and Scott usually have the best burns, but Kylie can be pretty snarky.

Is *that* what’s meant by a trivia night?? I’d never heard the phrase before and was so confused at the lack of trivia questions.

I thought it was a lip syncing competition. Also, I still don’t know what a trivia night is. Does it actually involve trivia?

I saw her Netflix special this weekend, and it was pretty good! I was wondering what took her to England in the first place, since she mentioned she’s been there a while.