Should have read this first, way better than my #hottake
PatrickMcMahon
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You’re a right wing nut job whose employment anywhere besides a baseball diamond (considering his blatant, open bigotry) boggles the mind, but that’s cool bro, you’ve got my vote...
TL;DR: Fascism is alive and well in America today.
I’d say that...
Not everything was better in 2001. #NeverForget #LooksLikeYouForgot
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Emmanuel Sanders wife wants the disproportionate share of his assets in the divorce, which she clearly deserves. I mean, remember when she stepped in and played the Rams...
Garry Marshall... Alan Thicke... I’d watch out if I were the Cake Boss, Werner Herzog or Ice T - it’s a bad year for celebrities Paul F. Tompkins does impressions of.
I was going to ask why he would do this. This is probably why.
Trump that bitch
Dear Not Men:
Brothers turned sisters, shit is crazy. Good for them. I don’t need to get it to say Mozel Tov.
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THIS AINT 2010, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ASS ANYMORE, KANYE, YOU POINTLESS FUCK. Kanye is OBSOLETE.
Obama’s still president, and his love for rich people ensures us that the C130 is spraying birth control medication all over Washington Heights. JADE HELM!
#thanksobama
He did the hully gully on the Panama canal. Do wacka do wacka do its the sneak.
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Ahmad Bradshaw? That’s an eligibility violation!!!
Don’t forget about his twinkle twinkle - THOSE TWO MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOWL RINGS YOU PATRIOTS LOVING MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Obama was the best Republican since Eisenhower.
Am I to assume Tom had way more than two drinks last night before drunkenly reposting this article to shame himself in the AM?
