Move to Newark baby!

These white people are out of control. Where are the parents? Where are the values?

They are supplying the Love Army with...

That’s funny - I try to insult Hillary Fans every day, but their heads tend to be too far up their asses to hear it.

We need STEEL CHAIRS! THE ULTI.ATE EQUALIZER! MAH GAHD MAGGLE!

This Throatfucking Gif totally Sums up the neoliberal ideal of proper employer/employee relations.

So, the problem is with people that hated, but ultimately voted for, the WORST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE SINCE GERALD FORD. They’re the problem?

We can no longer fight solely for harmony; we must fight to win—the safety of the vulnerable depends on it.

Or Jonathan Chait.

Let’s grow up. In our democratic and interest group-mediated political system, the public expects politicians to be self-interested. The public also hopes and trusts, because political actions will be subjected to withering observation and criticism, that the net result will tend toward the public good.

Liberals will look you in the eye and tell you that sending our jobs to Vietnam is the right thing to do, so ya, this is unsurprising. That they learned nothing by getting beaten by a dayglow punchline of a human? Also unsurprising. #ThanksHillary

Oyeme*

Oyee Chico. If it doesn’t end with the toothpick toss, it is insufficient.

I was hoping for McCrory to deliver a R Budd Dwyer style concession speech. Maybe I’ll get my wish during Chris Christie’s impeachment read conference.

Fuck Obama. FUCK Clinton, fuck corporate Dems. OBSOLETE.

These people should do the right thing: publically broadcast seppuku. Right next to them should be Hillary Clinton, Bill, Nancy Pelosi, Bobby Mook, John Podesta, et al.

*He’s tripping balls, bro.

He’s on the same edibles JR Smith was on the other day. He’s fucking baked, bro. 420!!!

Well, I know we have a rich tradition of letting black guys accused of such things go free while awaiting charges, so I’m sure this is fine.

Shooter was white, victim was black, shooter released - sounds pretty standard.