Yeah...our pit bull, rottie, beagle and heeler have all pretty much helped raise all 3 of our kids from the minute they come home from the hospital. I love a baby and I love a dog but I *especially* love dogs and babies together.

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.

My mom had my sister when she was 42 (not even trying). 40 is not old - 65 is a completely different ball game.

No they're not. The choices directly affect four unborn children as well as the rest of her family. Her doctor is going against best practices and should be sanctioned. You don't have to support every choice every woman makes, you know.

Well, the person that told me that was in her early 20s. So I figure I’m already nearly dead to her mind.

Well, be that as it may, this makes me feel soo much better about considering IVF at nearly 40. Someone told me last month that I “could be dead” when the kid graduates HS.

Agreed. I give doctors serious sideeye for enabling these decisions.

Yes, let’s see how those four kids fare when their mother needs to be taken care of while they’re barely in their 20s.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

My crush in 7th grade was actually really nice. He told me I had pretty glasses once which buoyed my spirits for days.

He personally never apologized to me but another boy years later did. We had one of those therapeutic “confess painful things” class sessions in high school (private schools are weird) and one of the boys from middle school was in my class. He never realized how painful all their bullying was and he legitimately…

You should friend her on facebook, work yourself into her life, and slowly destroy her.

And why, WHY, can they never run the tap after shaving?? It would take 5 seconds to clean all that face fuzz out of the sink! But no, he leaves it all for me. I think he's secretly proud of it.

I used to help my mom by getting the hair off the vacuum roller (sure, that probably is what she said, at some point). I used my Girl Scout knife (my weekly access to any sharps) and listened to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and sneezed incessantly til I was diagnosed with asthma. THE END.

You can also say to him, as I say to my partner: "When I die, it (i.e., the hairs everywhere) will be one of the things you miss about me. You'll find one of my hairs and you'll hold it and cry."

When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…

I have a feeling an uber-public posting on Jezebel about it will probably be enough to get him to see the error of his ways :)

forgive me, but I can't really tell if the tone of this is joking or not. If it truly starts fights I feel like you need a better husband. I have hair like and beaver and I'm constantly shedding If Mr.Crunchy started a screaming match over the fact that my hair sheds like every humans does, I wouldn't put up with it…

Is there a filter named urine?